The Bitch in the kitchen
Thu 5th Mar 2009
little johny was in the lounge playing with his train set.
the mum heard it stop and little johny say, okay, all you bastards getting off the train, get the fuck off because this is the last stop and if you're getting on the train, get the fuck on because we don't have all day.
the mum comes in and tells little johny, that's no way to speak in my house. go to your room for 2 hours!
so 2 hours later he comes back, and the mother hears the train stop again.
johny says, to all of those people leaving the train, please gather all your belongings and thanks for riding.
the mother thinks he's finally learnt his lesson
he goes on to say, if you are just boarding, welcome on board and hope you have a pleasant trip
there's a long pause...
and for those of you pissed off about the 2 hour delay, blame the bitch in the kitchen!
the mum heard it stop and little johny say, okay, all you bastards getting off the train, get the fuck off because this is the last stop and if you're getting on the train, get the fuck on because we don't have all day.
the mum comes in and tells little johny, that's no way to speak in my house. go to your room for 2 hours!
so 2 hours later he comes back, and the mother hears the train stop again.
johny says, to all of those people leaving the train, please gather all your belongings and thanks for riding.
the mother thinks he's finally learnt his lesson
he goes on to say, if you are just boarding, welcome on board and hope you have a pleasant trip
there's a long pause...
and for those of you pissed off about the 2 hour delay, blame the bitch in the kitchen!